How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling especially nastyand I'm getting up later than my girlfriend I don't make the bed (ie always). Or, if she's made it, I just fold an edge over and wait for her reaction. It hurts her to know the bed is unmade. When she travels I take a picture of the unmade bed and send it to her.
Once, she came back from uni because I told her I'd taken off all the bedding and left the bed with no covers. She was actually crying, so I decided not to repeat that one!
edit: apart from that she'S usually alright as far as cleanliness is concerned and I wouldn't change her for the world!
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 22:53,
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So, your story is 'sometimes I don't make the bed'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:13,
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Just to piss offhis long suffering girl friend it would seem.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 23:27,
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.. to QOTW what Peter Sutcliffe was to prostitutespublicity?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:23,
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