How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I presume he'd been wiping his knob on the curtains after intimate congress with one or more women who didn't own calendars, [or simply didn't care...]
(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:04, 1 reply)
That was my reckoning, however he had for a while before that been tempting a cat into his room. Also I once found him in the dark in the back garden with a knife. I asked him what he was doing to which he replied "Hunting hedgehogs"
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