How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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LiarI know for a fact that you cover all of your radiators and air vents in filthy, worn construction workers' briefs so that your house constantly smells of piss drops and roast skidmarks, you filthy fuck.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:43,
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'roast skidmarks'Now there's an aroma guaranteed to catch the back of your throat.
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ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:42,
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I bet your Honda Accord is too.(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:09, closed)
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