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"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.

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I wish I had a butler :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:32, 1 reply)
Look, I did volunteer, but you poo pooed the idea
Ignoring my inability to wash up by hand, do you want a fucking butler or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:34, closed)
I'd have to give you an interview
you need to be the right sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:48, closed)
I'm clean and polite, what else is there?
I could re-wire the cottage while your walking the glens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:53, closed)
while he's wanking the glans?
you're a sick, sick person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:56, closed)
You git
I had to check my spellings there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:23, closed)
heheheh

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