How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Look, I did volunteer, but you poo pooed the ideaIgnoring my inability to wash up by hand, do you want a fucking butler or not?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:34,
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I'd have to give you an interviewyou need to be the right sort.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:48,
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I'm clean and polite, what else is there?I could re-wire the cottage while your walking the glens.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:53,
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while he's wanking the glans?you're a sick, sick person
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:56,
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You gitI had to check my spellings there.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:23,
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