How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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U R ASucker. She's got you right where she wants you!
Now make me a cup of tea so I can show you how to......
(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:08, 1 reply)
Getting the house presentable is one thingBut she's the one that will then polish and clean stuff properly.
Besides, a bit of a tidy and a hoover makes her extremely grateful if you know what I mean.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:43,
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ahGlad she does the garden too.
Will let her off.
But you - where's my cup of tea - jump to it!
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