How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I love you all, and your mighty tales of grotGod, you have no idea how happy reading all these horror stories make me. My house doesn't get hoovered very often, so I have a nice collection of dust and cat hair as well as piles of books, but nothing that rots or oozes or grows, and the bins are all emptied at least once a week.
I want to pin my sister's eyes open and make her read every single post on this thread so she never nags me about my housekeeping again.
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Some of these stories do indeed make us sound normal.Suddenly bits of computer everywhere and leaving last night's washing up til the morning don't sound too bad.
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Bats, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:48,
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