How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Boys are icky...I’m going to be vague as I don’t want to ‘out’ my friend’s ex as the wrong kind of filthy bastard.
A friend of mine had the muckiest boyfriend in Christendom. He didn’t look or smell bad, but his house was like the junkyard in Labyrinth ("you like Charlie bear don’t you?") She went over to watch some films with him one evening and settled down on his bed to (cough, cough) watch. A while later, she’s waiting at the bus stop and people queuing behind her are whispering, on the bus – more whispers and the occasional funny look. Finally she’s arrives home and is stripping off to get in the shower, and there is it...a slightly greying fried egg stuck to the back of her skirt.
How long can you fail to notice that in your bed?
(, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:32, Reply)
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