How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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You can't 'catch' cystitis from sex or toilet seats you bunch of virgins.It's a water infection that ladies get from wiping the wrong way. It is possible to get a bout of it following a particularly acrobatic session in the sack (and I mean 5 hours of frantic, sweaty fucking without a break), but only because the friction near the uretha causes natural bacteria already present in the vagina to be 'pushed up'.
For fuck's sake, did you lot think it was an STD? I bet you think Thrush is as well. I pity your poor girlfriends*, I really do.
*I doubt any of you have been within spitting distance of an actual female, but I'm feeling charitable.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:05,
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Christ, even I knew this.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:16,
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Juan Quar and Smash Monkey probably giggled through sex educationHhehehehehehehehhehe VAGINA.
At the age of twenty :(
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i may have giggledbut i was 13, the teacher was telling us about chickens having sex and quite a few other girls in the class were utterly clueless
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:39,
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you can get it from vigorous sex thoughbut no it's not transmitted
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:02,
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