How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Where's Johnny?Back in the day when I needed such things, I disposed of used condoms by tying them up and flicking them under the bed. But there never seemed to be as many there as I remembered using. Odd. Years later I moved the bed and discovered the reason. The underside of the old bed had exposed springs, and dozens of condoms in various stages of crinkly decomposition were wrapped around them.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:33, 1 reply)
BeurkLucky it was you who found them, not the removal men
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:15, closed)
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