How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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An ex-girlfriend of mine...drew a love heart in the dust on my bookshelf. Pretty much guaranteeing that I wasn't going to dust for the duration of our relationship. Which wasn't that long, so it didn't matter.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:59,
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That's the sort of shit you've got to worry about when you have a girlfriend*facepalms over memories of similar events*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:26,
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