How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Last time we went to stay with friends of my other half...The bed we slept on had so many cat hairs on it that the black sheets looked grey (I have long haired cats who are currently moulting, this would take them a good few weeks to do, their cats are short haired)
The floor had 2 or 3 crusty old cat poos that hadn't been cleared up.
The toilet looked like it should be in a student house.
The shower was covered in a layer of slime.
The kitchen was indescribably filthy, the bottom of the kitchen sink (you know, the place where you're meant clean stuff) was mouldy and stank.
They had lived there for two weeks, that's right, TWO WEEKS!! They don't work btw, this is just how they live.
They're coming to stay with us this weekend. We both work full time. Needless to say our house will be spotless.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)
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