How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Oh no you don'tMrs. Cymrococh tells everyone how much she loves cleaning "that's amazing!" they say and look at me saying "aren't you lucky?".
No I'm fucking not.
She fucking hates cleaning, she just likes things to be clean. While cleaning she's the fucking Antichrist.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 19:02, 2 replies)
Get a recording ofAve Santani, the creepy music from The Omen and play it subtly in the background.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 0:24,
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I hear you.
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