
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I remember when we got ants at university.
I'd left a bag of sweets on the side. Came back after a few drinks with some girls, picked up the bag and said: "Can I offer you a...n ant?"
The bag was absolutely swarming.
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