"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I remember when we got ants at university.
I'd left a bag of sweets on the side. Came back after a few drinks with some girls, picked up the bag and said: "Can I offer you a...n ant?"
The bag was absolutely swarming.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)
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