We all got this email from our admin department today. We work for a Software house.
Unfortunately, xxxxxx (the cleaner), has had to report to me that she has found the following in the gents toilets upstairs:-

1. Blood on the hand towel – which has occurred today as she put it out clean last night.

2. Poo on the floor and on the wall in the end cubicle (nearest the radiator).

When she showed one of the men today, they told her that a few weeks ago, they found blood on the toilet seat in that same cubicle which they cleaned up.

THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE – whoever has done this must know about it. You are causing a serious health issue to your colleagues and any visitors we may have. If you have a problem, you MUST CLEAR IT UP IMMEDIATELY AND LEAVE THE TOILETS IN A HYGIENIC STATE. We have plenty of rubber gloves, bleach and cleaning aids should you need them (please come and ask me where they are – I will obviously be very discreet and not tell anyone!).
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)