Me
Unfortunately.

I had a really nasty fungal foot infection for years. It developed slowly, and I basically thought everyone's feet were like that (I was a teenager at the time, so there was some truth in it).

When I eventually went to the Doctor (people had got so fed up that several of them had had the awkward conversation with me about the smell), I had to peel my socks off in front of her, to show her my vile, peeling, pungent feet, and she informed me that it very much was not normal, and gave me some drugs and special soap.

I also once caught Scabies off a transvestite in a bar in Mauritius. I was there with my Dad. That story is actually much more innocent that it sounds...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:17, 1 reply)

Responses along the lines of
So, you're story is "you don't wash?", are going to get a good workout, this week.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:38, closed)