As a student, I worked in a care home for old folks with serious fruitloop issues.
Waking one charming old alcoholic one morning the room smelled slightly worse than normal so I threw open the curtains to let in a bit of air. Turns out she'd been a bit constipated, performed a manual evacuation of her back package and arranged the extracted stools carefully along the window ledge like little brown porcelain figurines.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:22, 3 replies)

*bokes*...

I feel I'm going to be doing this quite a lot this week.

Clicking 'I like this' doesn't seem appropriate - but there you go.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:24, closed)

Barfs
I could never do that sort of job, but have immense respect for people who do.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:24, closed)

What?
Arrange poo? Fuck that...
(Rsoles, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:18, closed)