I tried shitting in the shower once, as my stupidness or laziness vied to win the daily bonus.
Stupidy won on the day. My efforts to stamp the turds through the plughole simply resulted in a plughole clogged up with shit, and mix of water and faecal matter overflowing on the bathmat. I should add that when I took this decision it wasn't in my own house.
Let this be a lesson, as I know you've all thought about doing the same. Some of you can think of nothing else
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:43, 3 replies)

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(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:52, closed)

Getting congealed semen down the plughole is bad enough
...apparently.

No, plughole is not a euphamism
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:05, closed)

...good to know.

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:29, closed)