
Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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Wandering home through the woods one day and I desperately needed a poo. It was a bit of a flappy one and there was fuck all to wipe my arse on, so I took the desperate measure of using the inside bottom of my jacket. A week later there was a bad smell following me everywhere and I remembered what I'd done so chucked it in the washing machine in disgust.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:06, 8 replies)

That's rather vile.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:09, closed)

It's still in the washing machine, isn't it? Because you clearly don't know how to operate one, you fucking disgusting waste of genetic material.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:42, closed)

While spitting chocolate mousse.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:04, closed)
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