High school
One day at school all 450 boys were called to a special assembly in the sports hall. Much to my amusement, the reason for this was an attempt to find the particularly mucky culprit who had crimped off a length of dirty Richard and left it steaming in the middle of the bathroom floor.

I never did discover who the phantom cable-layer was.
(Eukanuba, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:14, 5 replies)

We had something similar in primary school
The headmaster said he found a turd on the floor of the bathroom, and when he picked it up it wasn't real.

I spoke to Paul Bradley about it later and he confessed that it was real.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:46, closed)

I've heard about that Paul Bradley, sounds like a proper rascal.
(Eukanuba, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:00, closed)

maybe?
b3ta.com/questions/filthandmess/post1519129
(Kip, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:00, closed)

Nope
11 to 16 year-olds in Worcestershire. I'd certainly have remembered a Mr Shaw-Twillie, too.

I can only conclude that teenage boys subscribe to the avant-garde school of shitting.

As too do most b3tans.
(Eukanuba, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:35, closed)

good point.

(Kip, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:51, closed)