That is so much better than my simIlar tale
It beggars belief that the teachers would actually tell the kids the exact nature of the jobbery. I'm 31 and I find it hilarious so god only knows what an eight-year-old would make of it.

Did the headmaster use the phrase “big job”? If not i'd love to hear what he did say.
(Eukanuba, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:35, 1 reply)

Yep
He went with "big job", which sounds quite poetic in a rather flustered and embarrased Welsh accent.

The rumour had already gone round as to the nature of the incident so I think he went for the sensible option of just admitting that was what had happened.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:55, closed)

Clicking for big jobs!

(Eukanuba, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:31, closed)