I would think that their were lots of smudgers in the RN
however this is the smudge who shit himself while trying to force out a fart while replenishing the ship in devonport and had to ask for a change of overalls to be brought up. It was a toss up between the phlem jar and the "can someone bring me up a set of ovies as I might have followed through" story. He also was known to enjoy a 'golden shower' and was in all actuality the dirtiest fucker I've ever met.

Oh he also had to throw a load of porn overboard when he heard customs may be coming onboard due to the nature of the porn and that is all that needs to be said.
( slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)