When I was young
my pals and I used sneak onto the local golf course at night to fish balls out of the water hazards. One night I was inspired to take a crap in the 9th hole. For months after that the golfers refused to buy any of our scavenged golf balls.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:09, 5 replies)

Should have gone in the tenth
They don't mind that.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:16, closed)

number 2 would have been appropriate
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:07, closed)

The 9th hole
had a ball washer and a towel which I could use for personal cleansing.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:36, closed)

I approve of upsetting racists in any way, shape or form. Excellent work here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:13, closed)

I saw
that film as well.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:15, closed)