Ok, if this ever happens again....
this is what we do when junkies are constipated: Take a pea sized dab of petroleum jelly. Roll it into a ball. Then, roll it in sugar to keep it from sticking to anything.
Bung it in the freezer on waxed paper. After they are frozen, keep in a sealed container in the freezer until use.

Take 1-2 every 12 hours until a shit happens. Not to exceed 8 in 48 hours.

there...my international civic duty is done for the day.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 2:12, 2 replies)

Who needs an excuse to eat Vaseline?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:39, closed)

Or you could just buy some medicinal paraffin from the chemists.
(Simian Typewriter Supplies Pty. Ltd. is house hunting in the neighborhood of infinity, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:50, closed)