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( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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A jug of Piss & Vomit
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.
On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.
At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:
1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke
The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.
By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.
We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.
Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.
The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.
It was placed after the pint of coke.
The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.
He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.
That’s when we decided to leave.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:02, 4 replies)
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.
On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.
At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:
1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke
The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.
By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.
We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.
Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.
The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.
It was placed after the pint of coke.
The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.
He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.
That’s when we decided to leave.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:02, 4 replies)
In the interests of science
This makes me wants to start measuring the volume of urine I discharge.
I expect Paras have bigger and badder bladders, ofc.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:08, closed)
This makes me wants to start measuring the volume of urine I discharge.
I expect Paras have bigger and badder bladders, ofc.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:08, closed)
Urgh.
I was once persuaded to down a pint (half litre?) of Strongbow Super. Got it down, then immediately sicked it back into the glass, along with some unchewed fusilli. No one drank that.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:17, closed)
I was once persuaded to down a pint (half litre?) of Strongbow Super. Got it down, then immediately sicked it back into the glass, along with some unchewed fusilli. No one drank that.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:17, closed)
Fuckenell.
I didn't think I had any faith in humanity left, but I miss it now it's gone.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:38, closed)
I didn't think I had any faith in humanity left, but I miss it now it's gone.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:38, closed)
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