Liquid lasagane
Over time the amount of free space under my desk at work gets less and less as more and more stuff accumulates there. A few years ago I decided to clear it all out and came across a carrier bag containing a tupperwear box. I thought that it was rather strange that there was a sloshing sound coming from it as it appeared to be full of liquid. 'How odd' I though that someone would fill a box like this with liquid. I then did something that still makes me feel queasy about now. I opened it. The foul stench that came from it still haunts me to the day. I'm sure you could actually see the evil vapours rising with demons and spirits escaping like when Walter Peck shut down the containment unit in Ghostbusters. Everyone in the office immediately gagged with shouts of 'what the fuck is that'.

I immediately snapped the lid shut and ran to the loos with the offending box in hand, held my breath, opened it, poured the contents down the loo and flushed. By this point I had a choice of passing out or taking a breath. I chose the latter which was probably a mistake as the most unimaginable stench seared the insides of my nostrils and I immediately threw up into the same loo.

A few minutes later I emerged pale-faced and still retching every now and again.

After a lot of thinking, I finally realised what it was. Turns out that 1-year old left-over lasagne does not keep very well in a plastic box sat under an office desk
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)