
Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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reminds me of when I left school, I did a part time job lugging stuff around a building site.
The brickies had a slightly odd sense of humour. One of them bought himself a brand new Ford capri, of which he was immensely proud.
One of his mates pinched the keys, shit in a newspaper, rolled it up and left it under the drivers seat, this was the height of summer.
When the guy opened the door, you could see the wave of stink hit him, knocking him backwards. Having ascertained the culprit, he wordlessly walked over to the neat cotswold stone wall the guy had spent all day laying, and kicked it over.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:54, 2 replies)
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