There's a good reason why butt plugs have flanged bases.
You dirty fucker.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:25, 1 reply)

When in the heat of the moment.
Gotta use whats at hand, carrots/parsnips make good butt plugs however this takes a degree of fore thought. (Might as well buy a butt plug)
(Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:04, closed)

I like the idea of organic butt plugs,
that can be reused as an accompaniment to the Sunday roast.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:33, closed)

No different to washing the organic fertiliser (code for "shit") off a carrot from a farmers' market
Or indeed from a supermarket, given that they get washed before Tescopoli put them into the plastic bags.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:48, closed)