Shuggled?
I found that any fear of feces was quickly lost after the arrival of my first child. Dignity went pretty quickly, too.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 19:52, 1 reply)

Unfolded and shaken.
As you can see from some of my other posts my poo paranoia isn't high but they sure as fuck didn't cover that situation in ante-natal classes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 21:27, closed)

Ante-natal class
never gets anywhere past "it doesn't smell as bad when it comes from one of your own." Useless.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:49, closed)

Agreed - ours turned into a fitball bowling comp. down the corridors.
I reckon some Dr.s get a commission based on how many 1st-timers they send.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:48, closed)