A friend of mine was covered in tiny leeches on a birdwatching trip.
He picked them all of but didn't notice one under his fingernail before touching his eye. He let it stay there for a day before it dropped off. Thankfully, it only fed off of the inside of his eyelid, rather than try and carve through his cornea...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:28, 1 reply)

urrrrrggggghhh!

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:19, closed)