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if you don't want to be though of as a filthy cunt, DO NOT:

let your dog lick your plate "clean", then put it in the cupboard.
hide used sanitary towels under your bed.
take 2 outfits and one pair of underwear for a 2-week holiday and refuse to wash any of them the whole time you're there.
eat a slice of someone else's pizza that they've just dropped on the pavement.
collect "interesting" animal turds and keep them in a shoebox in your wardrobe.
go for a full medical wearing shit-encrusted paisley undies with a tear in the back where you've been picking your hole.
conceal bacon in your shoes to keep it hidden from your flatmates.

given time, i may well remember some more.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:13, 12 replies)

You dirty fucker.
But I admire the honesty!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:28, closed)

hey, none of these were me!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:31, closed)

Save it for the judge, Catweazle.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:32, closed)

Protesting rather vehemently there...
Mmm...
Busted!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:41, closed)

the lad who let his dog lick the plate
honestly couldn't understand why i refused to eat anything in his house
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:54, closed)

Including him?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:41, closed)

eeeewww

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:49, closed)

Haha wickedgaglols ;)

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:06, closed)

I've posted about this guy before, but to add to your list:
Don't keep all your phlegm in a pint glass
Piss in the toilet, not bottles that you leave open in the hall
If you shit on the toilet seat, wipe it off afterwards
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:29, closed)

that's just nasty

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:32, closed)

Hey, Cleveland.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:34, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:53, closed)