To all the
"shared house & no-one did the dishes"

I used to get a box of crockery/cutlery every now and then from any local op-shop for a couple of bucks (it's always cheap).
When the sink reached it's "overfull, use-by date" I'd simply throw all the pottery and gunk out the kitchen window into the garden in a huff and tell the rest of the house to pull it's fucking socks up and do the dishes every now and then.
Took a couple of houses more than once. All up only cost me probably about AUD$15.
All the while I used to regularly wash my own plates, cups & utensils. I even used to clean up at my girlfriends'.
What a prick I was.
What lazy cunts they all were.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:07, 4 replies)

All you really need is
This book.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:37, closed)

Damn you
you made me get it on an impulse buy
(Buftoon posted this on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:19, closed)

There is a solution
(Albeit one which requires a little investment...)

The ideal kitchen should be fitted with *two* dishwashers, and exactly enough crockery / cutlery to fill one of them. When plates etc are required they are taken out of the washer (which is functioning as a storage cupboard), used, then placed in the other washer. When that's full it's switched on, and becomes the new clean crockery cupboard.

I wish I hadn't already built my kitchen when I heard this idea!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:27, closed)

this is fucking genius
I will do this if I buy a gaff.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:43, closed)