I'm not even a parent
I grew up on a farm though, where cute little orphaned baby lambs will cover you in all manner of deeply unpleasant poo four times a day when you give them their bottle. And there's usually a dozen or so to get through.
(gordonjcp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:17, 2 replies)

I'm getting you a Honda Accord themed
Changing Table.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:24, closed)

At least the lambs are never going to turn into ungrateful teenagers.
What with the bolt through the brain, and all.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:09, closed)