Presumably he did all this in the dark then
and didn't have a sense of smell and managed not to get any blood on his fingers
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:26, 2 replies)

possibly
I didn't watch and wank.

If I'd known then maybe.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:35, closed)

Or on his tongue...
Maybe it's just kids these days?
I dunno :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 21:46, closed)