There's nothing quite like sitting in a monkey suit
at a posh dinner humming with the smell of your sexily-clad, knickerless partner that you've just been balls deep in 5 min. ago just around the corner.
Mmmmm. Even better if you can still taste her on your lips.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:58, 1 reply)

Not only is this the chaviest thread all week,
it also reeks suspiciously of virginity.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:28, closed)

^What yoyo knickers said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:29, closed)