I occassionally work as security personnel at music festivals.
Someone complained to me at one of the events over the summer that they found a semen filled condom covered in shit and blood stuck to their back when they climbed out of their sleeping bag in the morning.

He knew he didn't get lucky because they had left him a thank you note for use of the tent.
( Muns, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)