In The Bushes
This was possibly one of my most foolish man-related episodes but possibly set the standard for my future love-life so far...
There was a guy in my class called Kevin Knight (pseudonym!). He was fat, ugly and generally a bit stupid - but he was pliable (!) and would hold my hand secretly under the table in class. As I was disturbingly sexually precocious for a 7 year old (I think this was the result of watching too many James Bond films), I co-ersed him into kissing me and we used to bugger off into the nature reserve at lunchtimes for "heavy snogging" (as we used to call it). Owing to my predatory sexual nature, this soon progressed into the "I'll touch yours if you touch mine" game. I'm not sure if I loved him but it felt quite nice :D
Sadly we were caught and reported to our classteacher. EEEK!
We were shamed and made an example of in front of the whole school about what happens when lust corrupts pure, young minds. Not a particularly nice thing when your mum is the chair of governors and your dad's the local policeman & it's a poncy Church school. I was never allowed to forget this and upon leaving school, my best friend of 18 years wrote "KEVIN KNIGHT IN THE BUSHES!!!!!" on the back of my shirt. Oh the ignominy...Is it any wonder why people tell me I'm like Samantha from SATC??? Hmmm.

Apols for length!
(SpongyMonkey is an honorary East Anglian on, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 18:55, Reply)