My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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Well, first relationship that lasted longer than 12 days...Secretary of my mate's dad (yup, her 28, me a mere 19) going great at first as she had her own place and was, well, reaching her sexual peak. Ahem.
Then I went off to Uni, and the long distanceness brought out her latent insanity. She threw a huge tantrum on the concourse of a packed New Street station (too embarrased to do anything except walk away), she was milimetres away from breaking my housemate's bare foot by stamping on it with her heeled shoe, and often used to bark and pant like a dog - unfortunately not at the times or places when you might appreciate it.
I blame her dad who was a completely twisted motherfucker (obviously) and her mum, neither of whom could stay out of their children's beds. Really unpleasant.
She's happy as Larry now with some guy who's equally intense. Bless 'em I say.
P.S. *Ping* Another cherry bites the dust.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 16:34, Reply)
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