Ready for a tipsy turvey long ass story?
Well, I wont hold back on peoples names, and i wont deny that i was a fool throughout all of this. But here we go.

i was 15. so was she, her name was gemma, and we sat on the same table in maths at school. After MUCH convining, i talked her into giving things a go.

All was peachy for the 1st three months, and THEN thats where it started to get sticky.

We were on the bus back to her house one day when we bumped into a guy she had been out with. I had been told that it was a while ago and that it was old news. Thing is that when he asked how long we had been together, he said 'Thats not right... we were together still on my birthday' (a few weeks previously)

ok, strike one, she wasnt single when we got together. But i was hooked allready. I yelled a bit and that was that. for a few weeks, when all of a sudden this guy 'ANdy' began texting her a lot, now, i know that they used to be friends (at least thats what i was told) but seing as the guy refused to meet me, i was allways a bit on edge, (i now know that they were together before i met Gemma) and i allowed her to see her on the condition that it wasnt in any sorta situation that it could be seen as dodgy (by this point in the relationship ive learned not to trust her completely).

Ohh, then there was the little shit in the year below us who told all his mates that they had been up to edroom games and was willing to be beaten to a pulp for the sake of not lying to me.

then there was the 50+ artist who was 'doing her portrait' and i was NEVER allowed to even suggest that i went with her and after about 18 hours at his house there was no evidence such portarit had been started, then she gets text messages saying 'i still love you' from him.

I snapped. i threw a wobbly and tried to leave her. She wasnt having any of it. and didnt see him again just to set my mind at ease.

(did i meantion that in a mild panic before an operation i had proposed to her? ages before this, back just after the guy on the bus)

ok, so now theres how many? 4 guys?

it gets better. (to read, worse for me who lived thru all this shit)

We start college together, september 04, i get a job, working in a shop. a couple months in she dropps out and goes into work, (at the same shop as me)

THEN she gets preggers and refuses to abort the kid.

THEN she leaves me and runs off with the manager.

THEN i find out she had aborted it without telling me (cheers soo much for the 3 months of MILD panic)

THEN she leaves my ex-manager and he phones me up to hear my side of everything.

we became very close m8s and talk daily, im moving up to rent a room of him when i finish college.

oh yeah, when she left the manager, she moved in with his ex-lodger, who's a one stroke wonder. he's 34, smokes and drinks heavily.

i hope she cheats on him, gets AIDS and dies.
( The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 21:49, Reply)