My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
C'mon, tell us about your first love
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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not so much my first love, more my first gang rapeAhhh Jenny. It seems like it was just yesterday. She was 11, I was 5. Our friends said it would never work out...
Little did they know that I was a member of the Kisser Machines. There was only one other member (who is curiously now a b3tan as well). Every break-time, we would jump onto the older girls and hang off their jumpers until they kissed us.
We had a fair amount of success, working our way through most of year 6. But after a while our daily conquests left us feeling empty and shallow. We never really managed to get beyond first base. Maybe if Rohypnol had been around things would have been different.
Anyway, if any of year 6 are reading this and want to feel the touch of real men again (instead of the bumgays you've undoutably resigned yourselves to), Scoobs and I are ready and waiting.
(Scoobs - you bring the Rohypnol, I'll bring the funnel.)
(, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 14:29, Reply)
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