None of your business but...
Her name was Jillian. She was deeply hot. Unfortunately she was also extremely boring but that doesn't really matter when you're 13. She said she wouldn't give it up until she was married and then when she was 17 lost it to a ginger. That jerk. He hit me in the face with a huge loaf of fibreglass once, hurt like a bastard.
Second love was the Japanese exchange student, who as far as I could tell couldn't speak a word of English, but was *kawaii* as they say. Possibly premeditated my moving to Japan.
Third would be Jennifer, the barkeep of my local, who broke my heart, followed by my good friend Kirsty, who ruptured my spleen and sold my kidneys on the open market, but at least I got a shag - And we're still friends!
Then my most recent ex, who in all fairness I can't have loved that much, othewise I wouldn't have broken up with her and fled the country.
No more. I'm strictly breaking other people's hearts from now on.
I agree. Somebody needs to post something funny, and fast.
(weirzbowski, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 13:04, Reply)