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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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I found a pornographic parody of 'Lord of the Rings'.
Sadly, it was hobbit-forming.

PS I ended up with a sore 'un.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 12:51, 2 replies)
When I was a horny pubescent I wrote a filthy parody of the Choose Your Own Adventure books
It was called Indiarubber Bones and the Condom of Doom. It was very naughty and immature.

I wish I hadn't thrown it out.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:46, closed)
I don't get it.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 19:45, closed)

Everyone in the world already knows that
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:29, closed)
Did the women get their 'orcs out?
...

...Well?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor Fruitbat wishes fruitbats could really be doctors, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 23:45, closed)
No, but
they did give a White Handjob.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:03, closed)

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