I work at Foxconn
All the stories you hear are false. We get to have 2 hours rest in our 24 hour work cycle, just enough time to find a corner of the factory floor to close my eyes and eat my government issue pot noodle. I even get paid enough to send money home to my parents so that they can afford power and food.
The honour of being involved in the manufacture of iPods for fat, spoilt Western children so that they can listen to the ear raping stylings of artists like PitBull or Chingy is payment enough though.
(technocore, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:45, 1 reply)

you sir are a true hero of the nation and saviour of the western world
with your selfless devotion to undermining our decadent western life style and self scrifice in eating pot noodles i here by award you the honoury title

noodle eater to the masses
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:56, closed)