Facebook pseudo-whining, aka bragging
Those statuses that go "Really struggling to cope with the 30 degree temperature difference back here in cold grey England after 3 weeks in the Maldives sadface sadface sadface"

Yes, our hearts bleed for you, how awful. Someone please call Oxfam and make sure an aid kit containing blankets, powdered milk, rice and the March issue of Country Life magazine is airdropped to you urgently.
( Biffins Bridge, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:02, 2 replies)

Ahh, the 'humble brag'
See here for amusement and whimsy.

twitter.com/#!/humblebrag
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:43, closed)

I'm going to the Maldives in a couple of weeks
To avoid pissing off my friends too much, I'll be recovering into the real world in, erm, Paris.

Fuck'em, I can always get new friends.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 14:23, closed)