
Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
( , Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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I guessed you were just making up some nebulous 'me too' response.
OK, so here's the deal. I won't ask you to change a nappy for me, you don't need to whine about me taking my kids on an aeroplane.
As for the pram, that's solved, they take them off you as you board.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:29, 1 reply)

Knock yourself out, take your kids on your imaginary flight. On mine they all get locked in a room at the back with one ancient, hairy lipped Matron feeding them gruel from a cauldron while I sit up front getting a shoulder massage by a large chested woman with loose morals.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:36, closed)

spats aren't very satisfying today.
That bit about the hairy matron and the gruel - that's Easyjet, right?
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:41, closed)

Gruel is an extra on both Easyjet and Ryanair.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:13, closed)
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