I had a £3200 first class ticket from London to Johannesburg
back in 2004. I had a nice bed for the 11 hour sleep. Unfortunately, the woman in the bed in front had brought her baby on the flight which pretty much cried for the entire 11 hour flight.

So paying for first class (or getting someone else to pay in my case) doesn't always work.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:32, 1 reply)

That really is bad luck
and I'd fully support your request to have it locked in a cupboard.

But I can only raise you a 'buy a learjet', and I'm then starting to sound petulant.

I'm sure I posted this here already, but I once had a woman who had sneaked into Club from the economy section with a howling baby thrown out . . .
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