First World ProblemsOnemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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When I was in hospital last weekI was given a booklet with information about the ward I was on and a form to sign to do with my possessions. I went through it and corrected all the spelling and grammatical errors.
I think I have a problem.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:40, 5 replies)
Yah, absolutely.What is this ward thing?
My possessions went into the little safe thing in my room.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:42, closed)
I didn't have anythingworth stealing or that I'd get upset about losing with me, it seemed the best way.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:48, closed)
Yah, quite right.I just took my old Rolex. One never knows, does one?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:58, closed)
Last time I was in hospital, they were going to cut off the end of my cock...so I found it quite hard to worry about losing my socks.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:49, closed)
They cut a large hole in my ankleI can only wear one sock at a time now anyway. Solves the odd sock problem.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:09, closed)
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