First World ProblemsOnemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Damn you, now you have me wishing I was born in a more peaceful time.Maybe back in the days of some reknowned pacifist leader such as Charlemagne, Hannibal or Atilla The Hun.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:40,
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Bring back Ghengis Khan!He knew how to get things done in a peaceful and reasonable manner with absolutely no bloodshed whatsoever.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:45,
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And he made the trains run on time....no..wait...that's not right.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:46,
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You're thinking of Ethelred the Unreadyor was that the introduction of the minimum wage?
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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I believe he invented child benefit payments.If only he'd thought it through a little more though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:52,
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He asked King Menes of Egypt to helpbut he was bogged down with devising an efficient method of promoting maternity leave, shortening the working week for single parents and the compulsory attendance of 'loving other tribes' workshops.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:00,
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You're thinking of Red Ethel,the sock-knitting sidekick of Conan the Librarian.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:38,
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In fact fuck it let's restart the Mayan empire.At no point did they ever brutally massacre opposing tribes in central and south America and make human sacrifices of their own tribespeople, not even the once.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:48,
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