I used to work in shops. Fucking freaks shop in shops.
Walking up and touching me with their fucking clammy hooves.
One guy once grabbed me by the bicep, asking for digestives or some other shit, I said "no worries, just let go of my arm and I'll show you there..." (I said this cos I was practically wedged against a freezer and couldn't go anywhere without him letting go).
"yeah, but where are they?"
"If you let go of my arm I'll show you"
"yeah digestives, can you tell me where they are?"

It was at this point I dropped my shoulder and wrenched my arm out his grip, there may have been swearing and I said "this way". The guy then spent 5 seconds staring at his hand as if he hadn't noticed he'd been holding on to me like a fucking psycho over some biscuits.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)