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This is a question Things we do to fit in

"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."

What have you done to fit in?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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When I meet a new woman
I always go for the slightly vulnerable type, you know the kind: they've been out there and tried to mix with the animals, but have just ended up feeling solitary and in need of human contact.

And then they meet me and their whole world changes, because I say everything they want to hear. To them, I'm perfect in every way and I make them feel powerful inside.

I hide behind my smile and my understanding eyes. I tell them things they've already told me, so that they can say "I identify with you so much". If they catch me out, I beg for one more chance and say I'll never lie to them again, but I know I will.

Why do I do this? Because I'm a liar, a liar...
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:53, 3 replies)
I promise I will never lie to you again . . .
. . . SUCKER!! HA HA HA HA, SUCKER!

Great tune.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:56, closed)
Seconded!
Henry Rollins is LORD.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:03, closed)
oh....
... is this similar to a song or something?
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:08, closed)

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